Tuesday, December 18, 2007
LOST...
Sunday, April 22, 2007
its true...its true...
01) Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
02) If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
03) Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
04) Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Ya??
05) Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
06) Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
07) Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
08) Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
09) Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
10) Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
11) What is the speed of darkness?
12) Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?
13) If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
14) If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
15) Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
16) Do you cry under water?
17) How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
18) Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Did you ever stop and wonder......
1) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
2) Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum."
3) Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
4) Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
5) Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
6) Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway ?
7) Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs !
8) If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me !!!!)
9) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from ?
10) If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ?
11) Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .
12) Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
13) Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
14) Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Thursday, March 29, 2007
THE SEASON IS OVER...
Its only march but the season is over.Poor young gunners.They are not strong enough to win something this season.Young Guns need more experience.They have a lot of potential to be the strongest team in europe if not the world.They have something to prove to Wenger and have nothing to loose.We have a lot of talent overthere.Faboulos Fabragas is still under 20 years old and have become one of the most experience player in the squad.But still there newcomer Denilson.The same name of once most expensive player in the world.Not forgetting Theo Walcott,the youngest player in England squad at World Cup 2006.They still have time to mix up till end of this season and should be ready to win something next season
The King are back to injury list.Wenger said that it was France international squad's fault.I think it is.Why the coach want to use The King when its only a friendly match??Against BOsnia??They can use their Under 18 squad against them LOL.That is why King Henry have his fitness problem and cause us this trophyless season.But the great news is when Henry are back from injury,only God can stop him.
Luca Toni want to leave Fiorentina.Its a good chance to Arsenal to make a bid for the Italian aces.But can we beat Juventus that also chasing for his signature.I think Juve have a good chance to get the player as he rather to play at his own country.But Wenger...just make a bid!!Do something to get this quality player to Emeriates with the Gunners.May the force be with you..!!